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PostPosted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 8:24 pm    Post subject: Mature Content Reply with quote

This is the day I prepared for, the day I had stats, tables, the whole shibang standing by since before I ever became a GM.
Than the player made the statement, his character walking into the room of another character to stay up all night "Talking".
Of course I was prepared for it to happen with one of the more brutish players in a D&D game years ago. I was NOT expecting Chabit's ex-stormtrooper Gramm to do it with the Ex-Imperial Pilot girl. Honestly, the hell? Why them?
Why not the Trianii, the male prostitute, or one of the other more bizzarre characters? Why did my two most intelligent, most normal characters, ever bother even going so far as to imply this promiscuity and lapse in ethics. The risk of disease and unplanned children... why would my two most responsible do the most irresponisble, and with each other too?
Found the file with the sex rules, did a quick set of D6 conversions and made my rolls.

I will not post the results here, since Chabit can read it and that would be out of character knowledge. But I am glad I keep as many rules handy as possible for this situation.

...man, somebody say something!
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 1:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You need a life. Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 2:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Man I have one, you's gots ta get yer own. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 2:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chabit, you naughty, naughty boy.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 2:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok, I gotta know something, Boomer. Were both players male?
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 2:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

HC, be glad we do not live near each other. Or i would hit you with a fish or something. You like tuna or trout?
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 2:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, tuna are pretty big and heavy fish. Never tied into one myself since I've never gone far enough out to sea to do just that, but I know their bigger than the biggest sea fish I've ever tied into. So a tuna would be rather difficult to lift and hit me with. Trout, on the other hand are considerably smaller, though a good sized one could weigh as much as a baseball bat and probably more.

On second thought, bring both and we'll have a fish fry. Razz
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 2:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sounds good. You like beer batter or something different?
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 2:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Beer batters great, especially with cats and sea fish. Though we might also try a little something else.

Sorry for hijacking the thread, Boomer. Been giving him heck about it in Jamfke's PbP as well.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 2:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would rather this thread stay hijacked myself.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 2:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

HEY, just had a great thought for a consequence. I forget where exactly I learned this, think it was one of my books, but during WWII and just before, sailors who came down with the clap were given a tube of medicine that they had to squirt for so long a period into the end of their penis (sorry Loc, it is better than some of what I wanted to say and something taught in school at least). At anyrate, it wasn't bad enough they had to treat themselves of the disease like this, this stuff was a bit humiliating too because it was blue and stained the crotch of their dress whites blue as well so everyone knew what happened.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 3:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Already have the STD table. And Chabit never did it with a whore, he was fortunately not that stupid.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 6:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why oh why must have my internet connection gone down at such a bad time?
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 12:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No reply for that. Shocked
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 2:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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