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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 9:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Inside the Mos Eisley Cantina, one the PCs, an impulsive bounty hunter named Scho hears a group of Jawas trying to steal his astromech droid which was waiting just outside the door. Apparently, the jawas thought it was theirs. Scho decides to draw his blaster and mow down the Jawas instead of peacfully resolving the misunderstanding. Scho drops one Jawa with a shot to the throat, but instead of the Jawas scattering in fear, the GM decides to reward Scho's violent actions with a suprise. Apparently, Scho had killed their clan leader, prompting the mob of 8 to produce from under their cloaks enough ion blasters to disable a sandcrawler.

Needless to say, Scho is rendered unconcious by a well-deserved bombardment and the Jawas pick him clean. However, that wasn't the end of Scho's stupidity. After waking up with a mighty hangover with only his shorts and one snug boot to his name, Scho begins cursing and flailing about wildly. In an ion-drunken rage he kicks at the nearest bystander.

By this point the GM has had it. Scho conveniantly rolls a 1 on the wild die prompting a mishap. His boot flies off, hitting a drunk wookie in the nose. Needless to say, my friend was creating a new character soon after that!
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 10:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL!
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 12:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 12:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Beware the jawas!!

LOL
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 5:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

They're deadly little critters, indeed! Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 10:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So this last Saturday my buddy (Mike) and his wife (Lacey) and my wife (Jess) all play a game of Star Wars. Jess is a feisty Ewok, Lacey is her guardian who is a Revwien pacifist and Mike is a bounty hunter. The scene opens in the Mos Eisley Catina where the characters are to meet a Rebel contact for a job.

Mike easily makes contact, stays in character, gets his mission and walks away.

The other two, however, effectivly demonstrated "Survival of the Fittest."

Jess and Lacey enter the Catina and roll Perception. Lacey gets a penalty, but Jess rolls well, noticing a Gammorean polishing his axe and eyeing the two warily. Instead of taking precautions, Jess (the feisty Ewok) immediatly runs under the Gammorean and impales him with her spear!

The Catina erupts into mass mayhem! Soon stormtroopers arrive to quell the disturbence and the bar tender tells the troopers what happened.

Jess fails a hide roll and the troops see her bushy Ewok rear-end sticking out from under a table, while Lacey tries to sell the troopers intergalactic Avon products with her Con skill.

When the Troops level their weapons, Jess attacks poorly with her spear, starting a gunfight.

The session ends with Mike taking off for his mission and Jess and Lacey getting gunned down with light repeaters.

That's what I call beginners luck!
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...the world would be so peaceful if women were in charge... Laughing

Yeah anyone notice how half the time, a woman will play the most violent character in the game.
And be super peaceful the other half.

But, anyway, great story Exoviper.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL! Great points there Boomer! I think I'll invite my wife to play anytime we want to invoke more gunfire.....
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 10:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Of all people, my wife is the most trigger happy.
And to think I sleep next to that blood thirsty killer Ewok!!!
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 11:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL! Wheee.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 2:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey- you're just adding spice to your life...

...although I'd recommend you skip the extra-marital affair when you decide to have a mid-life crisis. Stick to small, red sports cars or motorcycles... Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ahhh, I love her! Most guys come home to a hug or kiss. I get the pleasure of hearing her clean her M-16 at 3 am. And don't get me started about when she has nightmares... Shocked Shocked Shocked
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's what I'm talkin' about. 8)
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 7:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm new here, but thought I'd add to the list. The following experience happened when I played my first game of d6 Star Wars. I was playing a smuggler who had just exited a tramp freighter and was walking through the berthing area for ships. Out from behind the engine module of another ship comes this older-looking man wearing---an imperial officer's uniform. As my character's brother had been killed by imperials, I pulled my heavy blaster pistol and shot the imperial officer. As he lay dying, he says in a british accent, "Bloody fool, I just retired!" and then he expires.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 9:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha, stupid Imp. Twisted Evil
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