R2 D0

[tetsuoh]

I don't know why - but I somehow feel this droid should shake and rattle in sheer terror when ever being presented with even the image of colorful plastic renditions of small animals.

[The Brain]

R2-D0
Type: Industrious Automation RII Astromech Droid
DEXTERITY 1D+2
Melee Combat 2D: Arc Welder 3D; Circular Saw 3D, Melee Parry 2D
KNOWLEDGE 1D
MECHANICAL 2D
Astrogation 5D, space transports 3D
PERCEPTION 2D
Hide 3D+2, Sneak 3D+2
STRENGTH 1D+2
TECHNICAL 2D
Droid Programming 3D, Droid Repair 3D: RII Droid 4D, Computer Programming/repair 4D, First Aid 3D, Security 3D, Space Transport repair 4D*
* Astromech droids, if acting in co-pilot capacity, may
attempt starship repair while in flight.
Equipped With:
-Three wheeled legs (center leg retractable)
-Retractable heavy grasping arm (lifting at 2D)
-Retractable fine work heavy grasper arm
-Extendable 0.3 meter long video sensor (360 degree
rotation)
-Small electric arc welder (1D to 5D, as fitting situation, 0.3
meters range
-Small circular saw (4D, 0.3 meter range)
-Video display screen
-Holographic projector/recorder
-Fire extinguisher
-Small (20 cm by 8 cm) internal “cargo” area Containing 1 Med Pac
-Some additional small tools and equipment
Move: 5
Size: One meter tall

Capsule: R2-D0 (D' Oh) is a droid with a dark and shameful secret. It's not an R2 astromech droid, but an imitation from the now defunct Outer Rim based Industrious Automation Corporation which operated for several years in the chaos following the Clone Wars suppling reduced price knock offs of popular droid models before succumbing to legal action and industrial sabotage. As such they have a slightly different skill selection than regular R2 units since the main target market was civilian.

D'oh is driven to prove itself better than genuine Industrial Automa astromech droids acting with a cheerful and helpful disposition towards its masters often whistling a jaunty tune as it carries out its duties. D' Oh has even downloaded basic medical aid programs to itself and has procured a medpac in order to help its owners with the frequent injuries they seem to suffer (blunt trauma, stab wounds, grazing blaster burns).

D' Oh does suffer from one serious defect to its personality matrix. It harbors a deep seated hatred of genine IA astromech droids. D' Oh will secretly sabotage to work of IA astromech droids it is serving with when the opportunity presents itself. Worse yet if in a situation where it can be certain of no organic witnesses D' Oh will assault and destroy IA astromech units. More than one IA atromech droid going about its duties in a otherwise vacant docking bay while its are owners away on business has suddenly found itself blinded by a spray from a fire extinguisher wielding assailant before being savaged by an arc welder and circular saw.

[Pel]

All that one needs is a Jawa Ionization blaster.
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Aha!