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jenth
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 Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 6:21 pm Post subject: One of my Players FUNNIEST QUOTE EVER |
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My player, a Trandoshan Rebel Sniper currently on a mission on a water world asks me.
"Can I digitize my swimming equipment and put it in my datapad?"
My reply:
" That would require one hell of a Computer Programming roll."
His retort:
" Can I use a Force Point?"
This was followed by about 10 minutes of OOC laughter... just thought I'd share that with the group |
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Jedi Skyler
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I hope he got extra CPs for cleverness! That's GREAT!!!  |
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Dondoozat D. Jawa
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The quothe for a Jawa PC a friend and I created was "You Leave it, I Steal it!" We then tried to translate that in to jawa so he could quothe it.
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Scrawprin
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Location: Wisconsin, USA
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| Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 4:00 pm Post subject: |
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"Ever wonder how Gamorreans mate?" is one of the more memorable quotes (good or bad) from one of the players Loc and I used to game with.
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Jedi Skyler
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Memorable, yes.
Worth seeing? Not in a million light-years. |
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Hellcat
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| Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 4:40 pm Post subject: |
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| Jedi Skyler wrote: | Memorable, yes.
Worth seeing? Not in a million light-years. |
Hey, if you're a Gamorrean it's worth seeing. Think I'll skip it though.
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Ray
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Location: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, North America, Western Hemisphere, Earth, Sol, Western Arm, Milky Way
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| Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 5:46 pm Post subject: |
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| *Upon Hearing of the Condition of the "Straight Arrow"* "OK, what do we have for entertainment on this ship?" "Magazines in the back pocket on the flight lounge." "OK, it's... HOT HUTTS???" "Came with the ship." |
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Anemone
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| Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 7:52 pm Post subject: |
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| Ray wrote: | | *Upon Hearing of the Condition of the "Straight Arrow"* "OK, what do we have for entertainment on this ship?" "Magazines in the back pocket on the flight lounge." "OK, it's... HOT HUTTS???" "Came with the ship." |
I love that! 
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Anemone
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Oh, and I should add quotes from an old game I played in. My husband used the "Failed Jedi" template -- and played a Hutt, wielding a lightsaber with his tongue (I played a droid). The GM looked at the Hutt Jedi character sheet in bemusement, and finally said: "I think you're more of a failed Hutt than a failed Jedi..."
Same game, a bit later. We were stopped by the INS Persistent, a revenue cutter. They searched us, discovered the Hutt's lightsaber in his mouth.
Imperial Commander [brandishing incriminating evidence]: "You! Hutt! Do you know what this is?"
Hutt: "Uh. A lightsaber?"
Commander: "That's right, a lightsaber. And WHO uses a lightsaber?"
Hutt, crestfallen: "... Uh, Jedi."
Commander: "That's RIGHT, Jedi!" [Menacing glare.] "WHY did you eat a Jedi? All Jedi must be brought to the Emperor!!!"
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Gry Sarth
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| Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 8:14 pm Post subject: |
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LOVED the quotes, both of them.
Ah... fun with Hutts...
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Boomer
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The man was holding a lightsaber which had been in a Hutt's mouth... that is the bravest customs inspector EVAR!
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Orgaloth
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| Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 10:12 pm Post subject: |
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The fact that he searched the Hutts mouth shows dedication to hi job. 
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Ray
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| Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 10:21 pm Post subject: |
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Nah, every Customs agent knows that the best place to smuggle contraband is in a Hutt's mouth.
OK, second best. First being in a Hutt's Stomach. The hard part is packing it in something that a Hutt can't digest, but can pass easily.
Now, a full-body cavity search on a Hutt, *THAT* would be above and beyond the call of duty! |
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Chabit Rane
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| I'm going to be sick |
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Ray
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Changing the topic...
Here's a scene during the early rebellion. An R2 Unit blew it's motivator badly and required a full personality matrix replacement. The only one available was one from an R5 unit (Where they *REALLY* cheaped out on it.).
Born was R2.5! Who never stopped complaining. This discussion happened while he and his pilot was in a Longprob Y-Wing.
"Aw, come on, it's an UPGRADE! The R5 Units are new units!" "Tie Fighters are new units. Why not exchange your Y-Wing for one of those." |
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