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One of my Players FUNNIEST QUOTE EVER
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jenth
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 6:21 pm    Post subject: One of my Players FUNNIEST QUOTE EVER Reply with quote

My player, a Trandoshan Rebel Sniper currently on a mission on a water world asks me.

"Can I digitize my swimming equipment and put it in my datapad?"

My reply:
" That would require one hell of a Computer Programming roll."

His retort:
" Can I use a Force Point?"


This was followed by about 10 minutes of OOC laughter... just thought I'd share that with the group
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hope he got extra CPs for cleverness! That's GREAT!!! Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 9:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The quothe for a Jawa PC a friend and I created was "You Leave it, I Steal it!" We then tried to translate that in to jawa so he could quothe it.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 4:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Ever wonder how Gamorreans mate?" is one of the more memorable quotes (good or bad) from one of the players Loc and I used to game with.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 4:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Memorable, yes.

Worth seeing? Not in a million light-years.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 4:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jedi Skyler wrote:
Memorable, yes.

Worth seeing? Not in a million light-years.


Hey, if you're a Gamorrean it's worth seeing. Think I'll skip it though.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 5:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*Upon Hearing of the Condition of the "Straight Arrow"* "OK, what do we have for entertainment on this ship?" "Magazines in the back pocket on the flight lounge." "OK, it's... HOT HUTTS???" "Came with the ship."
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 7:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ray wrote:
*Upon Hearing of the Condition of the "Straight Arrow"* "OK, what do we have for entertainment on this ship?" "Magazines in the back pocket on the flight lounge." "OK, it's... HOT HUTTS???" "Came with the ship."


I love that! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 8:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, and I should add quotes from an old game I played in. My husband used the "Failed Jedi" template -- and played a Hutt, wielding a lightsaber with his tongue (I played a droid). The GM looked at the Hutt Jedi character sheet in bemusement, and finally said: "I think you're more of a failed Hutt than a failed Jedi..."

Same game, a bit later. We were stopped by the INS Persistent, a revenue cutter. They searched us, discovered the Hutt's lightsaber in his mouth.

Imperial Commander [brandishing incriminating evidence]: "You! Hutt! Do you know what this is?"
Hutt: "Uh. A lightsaber?"
Commander: "That's right, a lightsaber. And WHO uses a lightsaber?"
Hutt, crestfallen: "... Uh, Jedi."
Commander: "That's RIGHT, Jedi!" [Menacing glare.] "WHY did you eat a Jedi? All Jedi must be brought to the Emperor!!!"
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 8:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOVED the quotes, both of them.

Ah... fun with Hutts...
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 9:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The man was holding a lightsaber which had been in a Hutt's mouth... that is the bravest customs inspector EVAR!
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 10:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The fact that he searched the Hutts mouth shows dedication to hi job. Shocked
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 10:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nah, every Customs agent knows that the best place to smuggle contraband is in a Hutt's mouth.

OK, second best. First being in a Hutt's Stomach. The hard part is packing it in something that a Hutt can't digest, but can pass easily.

Now, a full-body cavity search on a Hutt, *THAT* would be above and beyond the call of duty!
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 3:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm going to be sick
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 9:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Changing the topic...

Here's a scene during the early rebellion. An R2 Unit blew it's motivator badly and required a full personality matrix replacement. The only one available was one from an R5 unit (Where they *REALLY* cheaped out on it.).

Born was R2.5! Who never stopped complaining. This discussion happened while he and his pilot was in a Longprob Y-Wing.

"Aw, come on, it's an UPGRADE! The R5 Units are new units!" "Tie Fighters are new units. Why not exchange your Y-Wing for one of those."
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