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PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 4:17 am    Post subject: Gaming group humor Reply with quote

(This seemed like the most appropriate forum to post this).

Most likely, you are all familiar with the Dead Alewives "Dungeons & Dragons" audio skit ("WHERE ARE THE CHEETOS?"), a.k.a. "Summoner Geeks". If not, shame on you. But to catch you up, here are a couple of my favorite visual renditions:

Star Wars version (YouTube): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j__eUB9t8LA
8-Bit Theater version (Flash): http://www.cybermoonstudios.com/8bitDandD.html

Well... I've been musing about how this would go for a Star Wars gaming group. So... (with my apologies to the Dead Alewives) here's my parody:
Quote:

Gram (GM): Galstaff, you have entered the Hutt's palace. You are now by yourself, standing in a dark room. The pungent stench of mildew emanates from the wet dungeon walls.

Unnamed Player (UP): WHERE ARE THE CHEETOS?

GM: They're right next to you.

Galstaff (GS): I activate a Force power.

UP: WHERE'S THE MOUNTAIN DEW?

GM: In the fridge, duh!

GS: I wanna activate a Force power!

UP: CAN I HAVE A MOUNTAIN DEW?

GM: YES, YOU CAN HAVE A MOUNTAIN DEW. JUST GO GET IT!

GS: I can activate any of these, right? On the list?

GM: Yes, any of the beginner ones.

UP: I'M GONNA GET A SODA. ANYONE WANT ONE? HEY GRAM, I'M NOT IN THE ROOM, RIGHT?

GM: WHAT ROOM?

GS: I wanna activate Force Lightning.

UP: THE ROOM WHERE HE'S ACTIVATING ALL THESE POWERS FROM.

GM: HE HASN'T ACTIVATED ANYTHING YET.

GS: I am though, if you'd listen. I'm activating Force Lightning.

GM: Why are you activating Force Lightning? There's nothing to attack here.

GS: I... I'm attacking the Dark Side.

(Everybody laughs)

GM: Fine. Fine. You attack the Dark Side. There's an Etti in front of you.

Etti Player (EP): Woah! That's me right?

GM: He's wearing a, uh, a brown tunic, and he has gray hair and blue eyes.

EP: No, I don't. I have gray eyes!

GM: Lemme see that sheet.

EP: Well, it says I have... Well, it says I have blue but I decided I wanted gray eyes.

GM: Whatever! OK, you guys can talk to each other now if you want.

GS: Hello.

EP: Hello.

GS: I am Galstaff, Jedi of Light.

EP: Then how come you had to activate Force Lightning?

(Everybody laughs)

GM: You... you guys are being attacked.

UP: DO I SEE THAT HAPPENING?

GM: NO, YOU'RE OUTSIDE, BY THE CANTINA.

UP: COOL. I GET DRUNK!

GM: (sigh) There are... There are 7 Gamorreans surrounding you.

EP: How can they surround us? I had Danger Sense activated.

GM: No you didn't!

UP: I'M GETTING DRUNK. ARE THERE ANY TWI'LEK GIRLS THERE?

EP: I totally did! You asked me if I wanted any equipment before this adventure and I said 'No. But I need material components for all of my powers.' So I activated Danger Sense.

GM: But you never actually activated it.

UP: ROLL THE DICE TO SEE IF I'M GETTING DRUNK.

GM: (sighs, rolling dice) YEAH, YOU ARE!

UP: ARE THERE ANY TWI'LEK GIRLS THERE?

GM: YEAH!

EP: I did though! I completely said when you asked me...

GM: NO, YOU DIDN'T! YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY SAY THAT YOU WERE ACTIVATING THE POWER, SO NOW THERE'S GAMORREANS, OK?

UP: GAMORREANS? MAN, I'VE GOT A GAMORREAN SLAYING VIBROBLADE! IT'S GOT A +4D AGAINST GAMORREANS!

GM: YOU'RE NOT THERE! YOU'RE GETTING DRUNK.

UP: OK, BUT IF THERE'S ANY TWI'LEK GIRLS THERE, I WANNA DO THEM!

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"Esjs" == "Jess"
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 4:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I haven't seen that in years and couldn't remember the name. Thanks for posting!
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