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Ray
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PostPosted: Mon May 10, 2021 8:41 am    Post subject: I had gotten bored one day and wrote this... Reply with quote

Meanwhile, on Imperial Central: "Hey, Vader, how's my favorite Sith? ... Hey hey hey, want do you mean they're giving you a parking ticket? ... ... YOU'RE PARKED WHERE? ... Yes, I know I disbanded them, but the Senate Building is now Low-Income Housing! You can't just park your Speeder. ... ... The Command ship? Hold on, I got another call. YES, WHAT IS IT? ... There's a Star Destroyer parked in the old senate building? Yes, I'm on it already. ... BECAUSE I'M THE EMPEROR, THAT'S HOW I KNOW! OK, Vader, back. How the hell did they get past all my teachings that I've given you to... ... Oh, she looks like your Mother and you don't want to... Just take the ticket, I'll make a new tax to pay for it! Fine. Yes, put her on. ... This is your Emperor. Yes, he actually does know me. No, I did not expect that name dropping would get him out of parking... No, trust me, he doesn't crash ships, he just parks them very violently. ... That's right, history of it, done it as long as I've known him. Look, he's a veteran of the Clone Wars and the Jedi Purge, can you give him some thrift? That would be great, thanks... Vader, you're back? Good. We have places for those ships and... Oh, you actually did crash it."
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PostPosted: Mon May 10, 2021 1:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol, that was great Laughing

Thanks for posting Ray
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PostPosted: Mon May 10, 2021 5:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL. That reminded me of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F1d3QWsyk0
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PostPosted: Mon May 10, 2021 7:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rolling Eyes

Did we enter the Twilight Zone here?
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PostPosted: Mon May 10, 2021 7:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Forceally wrote:
Rolling Eyes

Did we enter the Twilight Zone here?


Yes! (insert Twilight Zone Music) Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2021 8:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas.
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