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Luwingo_Spince
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2018 11:43 am    Post subject: Star Wars Dad Jokes Reply with quote

I've always appreciated/cringed at this ultimate/lowest form of joke. I thought it would be great if we could share some of our favorites that we have heard. They don't necessarily have to be SW related but bonus points if they are.

Here are a few of my favorites

Why couldn't Princess Leia find a companion?
A: She was looking for love in Alderaan places

How do Tuskens file taxes?
A: They always single file to hide their numbers

What did the Sith say while getting his photo taken?
A: Make sure to get my darkside

Why is Darth Vader dangerous to three year olds?
A: Because he's a choking hazard
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Pel
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2018 2:55 pm    Post subject: Re: Star Wars Dad Jokes Reply with quote

L. O. L. Laughing

Why did the Stormtrooper cross the road?
A: He was mind-tricked by a chicken!
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Aha!
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2018 10:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

As a dad ... HA! Laughing
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